First day of Work Study. AKA: My Mistress

Well, today was the first day of my adventure into the world of recycling.  I am charged with collecting recyclables around campus and depositing them into the larger recycle bin behind the foundation building. I know what your thinking, and yes it is more fun than water skiing on the backs of two dolphins who say nice things about you.

  Now that I am done I have fallen into a sea of depression. Only the faint memories of collecting paper, plastic, and aluminum keeps me from drowning in woe. That and the thought of the week to come when I shall be together again with those who have been sent to that beautiful blue box.